%Player_Name% needs to work on [his/her] poses! <Gig_Name> was lackluster.;#boring #SOS
%Player_Name% needs to bring it more. <Gig_Name> was a bore.;#boring #SOS
No need to check out <Gig_Name>. %Player_Name% was no good.;#boring #SOS
<Gig_Name> launched today. We've seen better from %Player_Name%.;#nexttime
%Player_Name% looked tired in <Gig_Name>. ;#sleepy
Critics are disappointed about %Player_Name%'s performance in <Gig_Name>.;#thumbsdown
Critics are not loving %Player_Name%'s performance in <Gig_Name>.;#thumbsdown
Critics are ranting about %Player_Name%'s performance in <Gig_Name>.;#thumbsdown
We could have done without %Player_Name%'s appearance in <Gig_Name>.;#maybenexttime
%Player_Name%'s poses looked awkward in <Gig_Name>.;#awkward #posemuch
%Player_Name% should invest in modeling classes. <Gig_Name> was a bore.;#awkward #posemuch
%Player_Name%'s modeling in <Gig_Name> was lackluster.;#awkward #posemuch
The no-neck monster returns! Check out %Player_Name%'s feature in <Gig_Name>;#noneckmonster
%Player_Name%'s performance in <Gig_Name> was underwhelming.;#boring #SOS